Today Is Not Your Day Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Unisex Graphic Tee
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Today Is Not Your Day Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Unisex Graphic Tee
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Some days call for boundaries… and a little sarcasm. 😄
This “Today is not your day… tomorrow doesn’t look good either” unisex tee is the perfect funny graphic shirt for anyone with a dry sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense. Comfy, easy to style, and guaranteed to get laughs (or side-eyes — both count).
Why you’ll love it
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Bold, colorful retro-style typography that pops on dark shirts
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Unisex fit. Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
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Soft, everyday feel for lounging, errands, work-from-home, or going out
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Instant conversation starter / mood setter
Perfect for
Friends, coworkers, husbands, wives, moms, dads, managers, introverts, and anyone who lives on sarcasm. Great gift for birthdays, holidays, office parties, and “just because.”
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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